Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Life Rules: Wash Your Hands

Picture brought to you courtesy of employees
washing their hands in restaurants (we hope).
We haven't posted anything this month, so here is one for the rule collection.

Wash your hands.


Women are disgusted by the fact most men leave the bathroom before the toilet is done flushing. Women notice. These simple steps put you in the top one percentile when compared to other men by this statistic. I almost added “after urinating” to the end, but let’s keep it simple. To impress women, wash your hands. When in doubt, wash your hands. It's hard to go wrong with this one. It's not like other men will look down on you. It's win/win.



Oh yeah, I guess you can do it for hygiene too.

As far as man principles go (future post on this subject), this falls squarely under protect just like any other hygienic activity.

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