Michael has been my cousin his whole life, weather he likes it or not. What can I say about him? He’s family and I really can’t get to know the guy seeing him only once or twice a year. Granted at every wedding and Christmas get together he is the one I hang out with; so I have to say what I do know of him is pretty cool. He’s also got a great since of humor (see Figure_1 below).
He’s into technology. We can have conversations about the new fangeled gizmo's that come out. It seems we even read many of the same articles and websites. I know he’s a huge Mac fan boy. I would not question his heterosexuality; all his friends he has introduced me to that are women have enough combined cleavage to be measured in miles. Despite this I do believe he would be Steve Jobs’ boyfriend. I mean the iPad just came out and he’s on his second one. That’s ridiculous. I only touched one for the first time a few days ago.
He is also my only friend. I despise social networking and all it stands for, but just to prove to the world he is my friend I created an account and added Michael.